The Whole Truth: Weekly Round-Up
VOTE FOR YOUR FAVORITE HEADLINE IN THE POLL BELOW! ***Warning: NOT to be taken seriously by members of either political party***
Saturday, October 26, 2024
U.S. Politics:
Dick Cheney Reportedly Advising Tim Walz on Shotgun Etiquette; Walz: ‘It’s Merely a Flesh Wound’
Kamala Harris: This election ‘less about policy, more about name-calling!’; Harris Campaign Officials Accidentally Upload Harris’ Campaign Strategy Notes to Teleprompter Instead of Speech
Harris Campaign Deny Reports that Liz Cheney is Advising Harris on Policy; In Other News, Kamala Harris Announces Plans to Re-Invade Afghanistan, Cites Threat of ‘Weapons of Mass Destruction’
BREAKING: Jeffrey Goldberg Claims Trump Made Racist Remarks About [Insert Demographic with Whom Trump is Polling Well]
New Poll: Democrats Leading in Age Groups 18-30 and 120+
U.S. News & Current Events:
Democrats Reveal BIG October Surprise…The Same Claim They Have Been Making About Trump for the Last Nine Years!
Washington Post: Refuses to Endorse Democrat for First Time Ever; Hell: Freezes Over
Kamala Responds to ‘Jesus is Lord’ Heckler: “I think you’re at the wrong rally”
Satanists Everywhere Applaud: “finally a President for US!”
Florida Sues Federal Government for Refusing to Purge Non-citizens from Voter Rolls; Federal Government Responds: “Oh so NOW you want big government meddling in your business?”
World News:
Iranian Regime Leaks Classified Documents to Iranian Regime via U.S. State Department
Reports Indicate America is a Top Global Destination for Child Trafficking; The Atlantic Posts Article “The Great (Fake) Child-Sex-Trafficking Epidemic”—Written by New Ghostwriter D. Piddy
20th Century Liberals Explain Reason Behind Free Speech Flip-Flop in 21st Century: ‘OK yeah I know I said that, but we were winning back then…’
Film & Entertainment:
Kamala Harris Reportedly Considering Speaking on Joe Rogan Podcast; Viewers Prepare for Psychedelic Experience of the Decade
Health News:
Another Pandemic?! Study Shows 96% of Americans are Sick of Being Told Trump is a Threat to Democracy
‘It used to put me to sleep, now I can’t stop vomiting’
I love the “J. Goldberg - racist… “ headline. There’s literally no parody which can be written to exceed reality now. These headlines I’m reading are just ‘The Onion’ articles. I couldn’t tell them apart in a blind study if my life depended on it.
I can't answer the poll. I loved them all. Because it shows that the Demonrats haven't got a clue. They don't even know what's happening to them as a group. Can we please go to three parties for the next election. Demonrats if they are still around, Republicans, and We the People for those with common sense and not owned by George Soros.